Top 10 perks Wall Street firms refuse to give up

10. Solid gold computers
9. Using their Second Life avatars to manipulate the commodities markets with impunity
8. String quartets in the elevators for live muzac
7. Monthly “fishing trips” with Ben Bernanke
6. Rickshaw rides to and from the bathroom

5. Weekly lunchtime re-enactments of financial classics like Wall Street and Trading Places by monkeys
4. Secret Tuesday games in which actual NFL players are re-assigned to play out their fantasy league match-ups
3. Live bear rugs in corner offices
2. Bidets
1. The option of getting paid in Fabergé eggs

Bidets
Solid gold office furniture
Weekly lunchtime re-enactments of financial classics like Wall Street and Trading Places by monkeys
Option of getting paid in Faberge eggs
Secret Tuesday NFL games in which the players line up with their fantasy teams
Live bear rugs
String quartets in the elevators for live muzac
Rickshaw rides to and from the bathroom
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1 Comment

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One response to “Top 10 perks Wall Street firms refuse to give up

  1. Jim

    #11 Having Tim Geithner wash the Benz

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